MagicMarch of the Machine
Bloated Processor — March of the Machine #357
Bloated Processor is a rare Creature — Phyrexian from March of the Machine (2023), collector number 357, illustrated by Brock Grossman.
Bloated Processor price
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Card details
- Number
- 357
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- {2}{B}
- Colour
- Black
- Power / toughness
- 3/2
- Illustrator
- Brock Grossman
- Released
- 21 April 2023
What Bloated Processor does
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Format legality
Other printings of Bloated Processor
| No. | Card | Set | Rarity | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 93 |  Bloated Processor Creature — Phyrexian | March of the Machine 2023 | Rare | €0.15 |
| 93s |  Bloated Processor Creature — Phyrexian | March of the Machine Promos 2023 | Rare | €0.42 foil |
| 93p |  Bloated Processor Creature — Phyrexian | March of the Machine Promos 2023 | Rare | €0.14 |
All 4 Bloated Processor printings compared →
Questions people ask
How much is Bloated Processor from March of the Machine worth?
About €0.33 for a near-mint non-foil copy, and €0.56 in foil. Check UK eBay sold listings for what copies really sell for here.
How many printings of Bloated Processor are there?
4 English paper printings, from March of the Machine Promos to March of the Machine. The cheapest right now is the March of the Machine Promos printing.
Is Bloated Processor legal in Commander?
Yes, it is legal in Commander.
Who illustrated Bloated Processor (March of the Machine)?
Brock Grossman.
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